Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Scary hot

I assume we're all familiar with the term "ugly-hot?" (See, e.g, Joaquin Phoenix, Sandra Bernhard.. you get the idea.) And, of course, there's "geeky-hot," which describes guys like Beck, or the guys from Weezer, or Ed Norton...

WELL, today I discovered "scary-hot." I didn't even know there was such a thing until I saw the preview for the new movie Red Eye. Yes, yes, the movie looks dumb - but that's not what this post is about! It's about how Cillian Murphy, who incidentally also played the "scary-hot" Scarecrow in Batman Begins, gives me the "scary-hot" shivers! [[SHUDDER]] (That's the good kind!) Goodbye "teenage-heartthrob-hot" Jason Dohring, hello "scary-hot" Cillian Murphy!

While we're on the subject, any other ugly-hots, geeky-hots or scary-hots out there worth noticing??? I'm thinking Shannon had a thing for scary-hot Christian Bale in American Psycho. Too scary to be hot for me, but to each his own.

Ooh wait, I just thought of another: Julian McMahon as Victor Von Doom in the Fantastic Four! Mega-scary-hot!!!

11 comments:

  1. Christian Bale was good looking in both American Psycho and Batman Begins. I really liked the movie American Psycho. Christian Bale's naked ass was just sprinkles on an already frosted cake.

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  2. yep, i agree that julian mcmahon is freaking scary-hot.

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  3. Uncle Rico is my geeky-hot. 8) j/k

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  4. Anonymous5:51 PM

    "Scary-Hot"-Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker's Drakula & "Ugly-Hot" John Malkovich in Dangerous Liaisons...and lets not forget "stupid-hot" anything Keau Reeves

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  5. Anonymous8:24 PM

    What about David Spade as White Trash Hot in Joe Dirt...ahhhh yeahhh!

    Christian Bale is very sexy/ scary hot in American Pyscho..

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  6. You guys are hilarious.. ;-)

    Agree:
    Ed Norton in American HIstory X
    Wes Bentley
    Gary Oldman
    Keunu Reeves

    Disagree:
    Christian Bale
    Uncle Rico
    David Spade
    John Malkovich

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  7. edward norton in american history x is seriously the hottest thing i've seen on-screen. hubba frickin' hubba!!

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  8. Anonymous10:39 PM

    "Tall-Hot"...Creighton Jake Nady

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  9. And Brian.. and Claudia. ;-)

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