My co-worker just told me I looked anorexic. Of course, this is the same guy that told my other co-worker she looked fat. I think it's equally rude to say either.
Anyway, I don't think I look anorexic. I think I have a medical condition that prevents me from storing fat on my arms and legs, but not in my ass and stomach. So now that I've lost my ass and stomach fat, people think I'm anorexic, but I'm not. Just fit for my body type, which will always be tall and lanky.
Maybe that guy is the reason your office smelled like bologna. He probably is so self-conscious about his bologna smell that he has to make things up about people to feel better about himself.
ReplyDeleteToo bad he can't grow a bigger penis...
ReplyDeleteDo you seriously put stock in ANYTHING that dude says? Come on now.
ReplyDeleteThe truth is, you look great. The trick is, you have to feel great about yourself and tell people like that to step off.
I'm going to get revenge for you. :/