I had a dream last night that Neil Patrick Harris kept trying to makeout with me, but I kept turning him down, explaining that I was married. The next morning at work, I found out that NPH was going around spreading rumors that we had hooked up. I woke up this morning all mad, like, "That lying Neil Patrick Harris!!!"
Oh please, married or not, we all know you'd make out with him. He is just that hot!
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