So... auditions for American Idol are this coming Monday, right here in Las Vegas!! I was SO excited to hear that they were on a Monday, since I have that day off. I am, after-all, undoubtedly the "triple-threat," w/ "the x-factor" that they're looking for. Then I remembered I have a dentist's appointment that day at 2:45!! M%%$&r F^*^$n Sh%^&!
Auditions start at 8am.. lines start forming at 6am. Should I go, even though I can't stay the whole time?? Also, my friend the Housekeeper will be in town that day and wants to hang out. Wanna try out for American Idol w/ me Hkpr???
16 comments:
you should cancel the dentist appointment and tell housekeeper to go with you for support....
um... you're kidding, right? you don't want to end up on the audition shows where everyone in the country laughs at you, do you? cause let's face it, i don't know anyone who's as good as kelly clarkson.
Um.. YOU'RE kidding, right? I've got the x-factor baby!!
I agree with Randi... this is the last year you can try out... max age is 28. I'm turning 29 on Friday, damnit!
Support!?! I'm all about the singing...you should hear me right now...I'm belting out a rendition of "If ya wanna be my lover" that would put the Spice Girls to shame...also, what's the age minimum, my little boy sings a mean "Ring of Fire".
You ought to go, and bring a video camera. There should be lots of people starved for attention. That sounds like the makins for some good footage.
WTF do you mean X-factor?
(SIGH) If you have to ask, you obviously don't have "it." Randi and Simon and Paula will know "it" when they see "it."
At least go and take pictures...
i am SO taping the episode where you drop the f-bomb on simon.
Wait, can you sing well Claudia or are you banking on your height?
and the other judge is randY not randI that is me...hehe....i think that you would get on the audition tape because your height. i havent heard you sing so i dont know how good/bad you are....i say you should go for it...you only live once right??? just dont pull a William Hung mmmkay?
I've heard Claudia sing...awesome! She's good
I'm actually really bad, but thanks anyway Shawna. Randi - sorry about the name mixup. But I would LOVE to pull a William Hung! That bitch has made SO MUCH MONEY on his album and promotional appearances!
Shit, how fast do you think I could get an "I Heart Simon" tank top made??
that would be great
we can do another tshirt day!!!!!
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