Art director: Ok, so what we need is a cute little frog... wiping its ass. Yes.... excellent! It has to be cuddly though, and lovable.. but still obviously wiping it's ass. Yes yes,, a little more butt cheek on that one... Bigger smile... maybe a little rounder in the rump.. spread the legs a little, hand on the "d".... arch the back a little, and.. PERFECT!
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you know i have seen this and was previoulsy going to do a post about it, but changed my mind...i am glad you did it instead! haha....i think its a great advertising ploy...next i think they should do klenex with the frog picking his nose...
I think there should be more asswiping in advertising.
I'm often struck at the bears in the cottonelle commercials that wipe their hairy bear asses on national television after making invisible craps next to the tree. What the fuck is that about?
Glad I could cover the B-list crap rejected from your blog. :-(
Honestly, those bear commercial people were pioneers. They opened the door for ass-wiping advertisers everywhere.
Cottonelle rocks, by the way. :-)
Hey, if that little frog will help your boyfriend Donovan learn how to wipe his ass, then i'm all for the pictoral cartoon instruction.
Oh man, totally missed that one. I thought you meant the other one. DOH! Leave me alone, it was 12:30am, I didn't have my contacts in, and you were yelling at me to go to bed!!
Somebody seems a little grammar-cranky...
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