I'm back from visiting my college bitchez! We had such an awesome time together. Let's see, we had drunken mani-pedis, sushi, shopping, movies, and a cuddle party. It was awesome to pick right back up where we left off. It's hard to believe we've known each other for 12 years now. (Actually, I've known Leslie for 21 years, but she's the exception - everyone else is 12.)
I think the secret to our long-lasting bond is the fact that we all revert back to acting like vulgar little boys when we're together. Which brings me to my favorite part of the weekend. You see, each time I see my bitchez, I learn new, horrible, vulgar things I never knew before. Just when I think I've heard it all, they manage to shock and appall. We all contribute something. Here's what I learned this weekend:
Prairie Doggin' - Reference definitions 1, 2 and 4.
Gunt
And, last but not least: FUPA
I, too, contributed by imparting my knowledge of "Superman" and "Robocop." I also got to teach the girls about merkins!
Friendships that run this deep don't come around too often, so I'm grateful for my girls. Here's a bonus one for today - in honor of my bitchez:
Tony Danza
You can check out photos of our weekend shenanigans here.
3 comments:
The "here" link leads to Urban Dictionary.
Alright, that should fix it. Thanks sweetie.
Oh, and btw, you're not supposed to be reading this.
RUDE! You have tons of pics to choose from (which, by the way, that link doesn't seem to work anymore) and you choose one without me in it? WTF??? I hate you.
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