Tuesday, September 16, 2008

That's it. I'm buying a handgun.

The people we bought the house from had a garden gnome in the front yard. We were hoping they'd leave it when they moved, but, alas, they took it with them. My good friend Vanessa was very thoughtful and got me one as a housewarming present. I was so excited to put it outside. It was the perfect accessory for my lovely front yard. Every time I came home to the gnome, it made me smile.

Well, then some little fuc$er stole it. I see now why homeowners hate kids. I agree with the mayor that vandals should have their thumbs chopped off. Bastards.

Anyway... my birthday is in about a month, and I will gladly accept happy garden gnomes for my padlocked back yard.

7 comments:

Chrissy and Jack said...

A friend of mine had the same thing happen to her once. Come to find out, her husband had broke it and disposed of the evidence. Not saying Brian would do that. =)

jesse said...

What? That's ridiculous and physically impossible... Come check out my blog Catlad!

Shannon said...

Do you have any idea who did it? How do you know it was some kids? Maybe it was the lawyer next door?

jesse said...

Are hard-core liberal neighbors would never do that! I don't think... Plus I need some car pooling friends! Did I mention I blogged.

Sandra said...

It was probably stolen by someone who collect verious types of John McCain dolls. They probably added a sound device to the gnome so that he begins every sentence with "my friends." I heard that fugly barbies with glasses and machine guns are suddenly turning up missing too. Beware!

jesse said...

Our, I meant, sorry.

Randi said...

have you had a house warming event yet?? I want to get you guys something!!