Friday, September 26, 2008

Dear Bank of America:

Stop sending my bills in Spanish. I never asked you to switch me from English to Spanish billing. Just because I have a Spanish last name does not mean I prefer my bills in Spanish. Do you also send people with German last names bills in German and people with Greek last names bills in Greek? I doubt it. Please stop jumping to conclusions. Send my bills in English until otherwise directed. Thank you.

5 comments:

Allison and the Angry Inch said...

Heh. This reminds me of when Kate used to order from this one sandwich place, and she would order a root beer but they would always send her a diet root beer. She was convinced that they sent her a diet one because they assumed that, being a woman, she was on a diet.

Jen said...

You want to know what a Greek bank statement is? The tag at the end of the mattress!

Har har har.

Bethany said...

We have that problem with companies wanting to switch to Spanish to help out poor ol' Jose L. Sanchez. Now we get some bills in Spanish and some in English. It's kind of annoying really.

Shannon said...

Ahora fijaré en español así que usted puede entender mis comentarios mucho mejor. ¡Espere que esto ayude!

Cladeedah said...

Very clever. :-)