Sunday, October 05, 2008

Game On Bitches!

I know exactly how you feel. You're super bummed that I Love Money is over, and that Project Runway is almost done too. How are you supposed to get your trashy reality-TV rocks off now??

Well, don't despair, my chickadee. Your next dose of schadenfreude is on its way... This Sunday is the premiere of Rock of Love Charm School and The Pickup Artist 2. OH YEAH!

Charm School is going to have Heather, Brandy, Megan, Kristi Jo, Frenchy, Lacey and a bunch of other skanks from Rock of Love. I cannot wait.

As for the Pickup Artist, it's a good thing it's coming back because I was getting a little bit rusty on my pickup artist lingo. I-O-I, Pivot... what else was there??

If that's not enough human suffering to tickle your fancy, you may also want to check out Paris Hilton's My New BFF or else Exiled, the show where they take the spoiled brats from My Super Sweet Sixteen and torture them in a third world country. Yes, it is as delicious as it sounds.

Let the fun begin!

2 comments:

Bethany said...

Mystery is so hot. How could you possibly resist his cool moves? I cannot so I will definitely be watching the Pick Up Artist 2. Oooh yeah!

Shannon said...

Mystery is so awesome that he's, like, smoking balls.