Monday, August 11, 2008

Fancy That

I guess Amazon.com censors the notes you send with gifts. We found out the hard way. Some of my college girlfriends and I got together to send our friend Maggie a car seat for her baby shower. Maggie got pregnant with her second child after she forgot to take her birth control pill. Here's what our intended card said:

Effective birthcontrol methods:
Up the butt;
Throwing it on your face;
Swallowing;
Taking your pill everyday.

Way to go whore.

-Happy baby from your bitches (Claudia, Erica, Jeanny & Leslie)

I have no idea why we got censored. There weren't even any curse words.

4 comments:

Randi said...

thats figgin awesome!!!!

Allison and the Angry Inch said...

so wait, what did it say after it was censored? or did they just not include a card at all?

Cladeedah said...

Oh, sorry. They didn't include the card at all.

A friend of mine had a similar experience once with a flower shop, except they just changed some words. "You're super gay" got changed to "You're super nice."

Sweet Coalminer said...

Thanks for the laugh! Needed it!