Monday, August 11, 2008

Fancy That

I guess censors the notes you send with gifts. We found out the hard way. Some of my college girlfriends and I got together to send our friend Maggie a car seat for her baby shower. Maggie got pregnant with her second child after she forgot to take her birth control pill. Here's what our intended card said:

Effective birthcontrol methods:
Up the butt;
Throwing it on your face;
Taking your pill everyday.

Way to go whore.

-Happy baby from your bitches (Claudia, Erica, Jeanny & Leslie)

I have no idea why we got censored. There weren't even any curse words.


Randi said...

thats figgin awesome!!!!

Allison and the Angry Inch said...

so wait, what did it say after it was censored? or did they just not include a card at all?

Cladeedah said...

Oh, sorry. They didn't include the card at all.

A friend of mine had a similar experience once with a flower shop, except they just changed some words. "You're super gay" got changed to "You're super nice."

Sweet Coalminer said...

Thanks for the laugh! Needed it!