I guess Amazon.com censors the notes you send with gifts. We found out the hard way. Some of my college girlfriends and I got together to send our friend Maggie a car seat for her baby shower. Maggie got pregnant with her second child after she forgot to take her birth control pill. Here's what our intended card said:
Effective birthcontrol methods:
Up the butt;
Throwing it on your face;
Swallowing;
Taking your pill everyday.
Way to go whore.
-Happy baby from your bitches (Claudia, Erica, Jeanny & Leslie)
I have no idea why we got censored. There weren't even any curse words.
New Roof - Summer 2019
3 years ago
4 comments:
thats figgin awesome!!!!
so wait, what did it say after it was censored? or did they just not include a card at all?
Oh, sorry. They didn't include the card at all.
A friend of mine had a similar experience once with a flower shop, except they just changed some words. "You're super gay" got changed to "You're super nice."
Thanks for the laugh! Needed it!
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