Monday, May 01, 2006

"It's not called gym-NICE-tics"

So I went and saw that sassy gymnastics movie yesterday. You know, the one from the people that brought you the greatest cheerleading movie ever made - Bring It On. This time around, it was called Stick it, and it wasn't too bad.

On the plus side, it was total eye candy. Like a kaleidescope - just beautiful, mesmerizing, gratuitous eye candy. They did all kinds of McG-type music-video kind of stuff, for our guilty sensory pleasure. That certainly didn't move the story along, but I didn't have a problem with it, cuz it was just plain cool. The hard-bodied 16-year-old gymnasts weren't too bad to look at either.

It also captured the fun, sassy, youthful spirit of the classic teen-comedies. It had some really cute one-liners too.

On the negative side, the story was super-formulaic, and the main character bordered on obnoxious. Overall grade = B-.

3 comments:

Megan said...

Why are you so far away? I want to see Stick It, but I'm too embarassed to tell anyone but you. Since when is formulaic bad?

Cladeedah said...

Formulaic is bad when there's no innovative leap, you know what I mean? Like, the gymnastics angle was slightly innovative, but some of the movie was so formulaic Karate Kid, it was laughable.

You should get yourself an 11-year-old nephew. They're GREAT excuses for seeing embarrassingly awesome movies. (Like Eight Below, which was AMAZING!!) :-)

yournamehere said...

Gabrielle Union was HOT in Bring it On.