Reno Bachelorette Bash

Last Saturday I flew up to Reno to celebrate Andrea's (one of my college roommates) bachelorette party. Nothing says class like a weekend in Reno, let me tell ya.

We started the day with a delightful breakfast at the world-renowned International House of Pancakes, aka "IHOP." After that, we thought, "What could be funner than a day of touring model homes??" :-)

It actually turned out to be pretty fun. My favorite part was when some snooty bitch told the seven of us girls that maybe if we pooled our money together, we could go in together on this one $700,000 house. NICE. Little did the lady know almost any one of us seven girls could have gotten that house on our own! Jeanny put the biatch in her place though. SUCK IT SNATCH!!

After that, we were so insulted, we decided to go out and be snooty and pampered. So we went down to the local Walmart for manicures and pedicures. We'll show that lady the meaning of CLASSY!!

Next, we went to "Bully's" for a fancy supper of chicken fingers and buffalo wings, accompanied by a pitcher of the restaurant's finest Coors Light.

Then it was back to the house for tea and crumpets. Or rather, two-buck-chuck, cock-cakes and light-up dildos. Click here for possibly not safe for work pics of that silliness.

We topped off the evening by meeting some nice young gentlemen at the local pub, Brew Brothers. One lad was kind enough to give Andrea the boxers right off his bum! Reno boys sure know how to make a lady feel special. Click here for more pics of us taking advantage of intoxicated young men.

Overall, it was a very fine time. I can't wait to have my very own classy bridal weekend.