Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Hot Lunch

Now this is a real coincidence. Just days after learning what a "hot lunch" was, it came up during a conversation w/ my boss and the judge. The judge was telling us about a lady down at the indoor swap-meet who used to pay guys to hold a glass bowl over their faces while she shat in it. My boss wittily pointed out that if you took the bowl away, you'd have a "hot lunch."

I couldn't find the doorknob fast enough. (Damn, I have an interesting workplace.)

10 comments:

Shannon said...

I just threw up a little and had to swallow it back. What's that called?

Cladeedah said...

Al - yeah, you told me, but I didn't know it got so graphic! I thought he just accidentally used courtesy reah around in another context or something..

Shannon - It's called something Pigpen would do. You're so gross!

Shawna said...

Oh man. The things I NEVER WANTED TO KNOW! My sex life is starting to look real boring now. I think I'll stick with my boring 'bag lunch' (unless that's something nasty too?)

Shannon said...

Laughing at the term "Bag lunch" for no reason whatsoever.

Cladeedah said...

I'm sure we can think of something..

Cladeedah said...

Hey guys - ask Shannon what a "Virgen de Guadalupe" is!

qqflyboy said...

Shannon, what's a "Virgen de Guadalupe?"

Randi@SowderingAbout said...

wow........

Shannon said...

If I say "Claudia's mom's a virgen de guadalupe," will I have finally crossed the line? OK, I won't.

Cladeedah said...

Yes, you have finally crossed the line. No more enchirito for your salsa!!

I was going to say, "At least MY mom is capable of being a Virgen de Guadalupe, unlike somebody else's," but I changed my mind cuz that's just wrong.